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The internet has spawned numerous fads. A site will go up, become mega popular, and then go away. There is always something new, and sometimes even improved. The first adventure today is thisiswhyyourefat. ( Crazy Owl once knew someone named Godurfat). This a series of photos of dishes “to die for”
The one featured today is “The Luther Rory…A one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese, four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.”
Well, you need a dessert after something like that. What about “Flapjack Fiasco…Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.
If that doesn’t satisfy you, there is : “Mork’s Dork From Ork…A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.”
The next part of this double feature is Awkwardfamilyportraits. This popular outlet has charming family pictures, and stories from readers. One story goes like this:
“Settling into university and making new friends is always going to be a big thing, and having two friends to stay at home after a drunken night out, my mother (them being two giggly girls) felt in good company enough to invite them upstairs excitedly whilst I was out of the room. The girls – also in possession of terrible hangovers – mystified but intrigued, followed my mother where they were told to close their eyes for a mere moment. When they opened them, my mother was sitting on the edge of her bed with her brand spanking new ventriloquist doll, apparently deciding it would be an appropriate morning to perform an impromptu comedy sketch. Awkward.”
On a lighter note, PG finished reading “Genius and Heroin“. ( Amazon calls it a catalogue). There was nothing in the rest of the book that was worth repeating. A person is born with talent and problems, not always in that order. Eventually the person dies. The output of the talent lives on. The problems stick around as well, although modern drugs have put a dent in syphilis. Mental illness and substance abuse keep getting bigger and better.