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PG had this bright idea to write a post about Oscar Wilde. He may yet do it someday, but he got lost in the research process. He made a mistake. He went to google, and typed in Oscar Wilde. After a dozen sites came up with quotes from Mr. Wilde  (which Mr. Wilde stole from Queen Victoria), there was this… Making up Oscar Wilde quotes – Uncyclopedia, the content-free ..May 8, 2009 … Officially listed as the National Sport of England, making up Oscar Wilde quotes is widely regarded as the greatest spectator sport ever …
PG was intrigued, and went to the site. There were some jewels like ” “It’s like taking acid at McDonald’s.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Bathing Fully Clothed “ Or, “Leave Oscar Wilde alone! what did he do to deserve you writing all this crap about him?!? HE’S A HUMAN BEING!!!”~ Chris Crocker on Why we should all LEAVE OSCAR ALONE!!!! “And who can forget “”Was it six million? Well, anyway what a beautiful moustache.” ~ Oscar Wilde”. At the bottom of the page was the notice that real Oscar Wilde quotes had been inserted onto the page.
PG decided to explore the uncyclopedia. The first thing he tried was Pizza. There was a header that the page may be racist, and an Oscar Wilde quote.
If Pizza is racist, then the next stop should be fried chicken. There was no mention of the Big Chicken, but there were politically incorrect cartoons and remarks. PG then tried, in order, Dear Abby, Jane Fonda, and Bill O’Reilly.. There was an illustration of Jane Fonda eating fried chicken with Bill O’Reilly. Mr. O’Reilly asked if it was finger lickin good, and Ms. Fonda dumped the bucket over his head.
The next person PG tried was Harry Hay. Uncyclopedia had never heard of him.