Product Number Three


Chamblee54 has done free publicity for two pallets of product, Sarah Palin and Kayne West. In order to complete the trilogy, it is time to move to the ultimate media product: Jesus.
PG has come to know Jesus through the words and deeds of his believers. It is not pretty, unlike Mrs. Palin or Mr. West. PG feels that there is a distinct difference between the spirit named Jesus, which is so loudly touted, and the man who probably lived in Palestine two thousand years ago. The two critters…the contemporary spirit Jesus, and the Historic Jesus…have little in common beyond the name. This post will focus on the Spirit Jesus, which is shoved in PG’s face on a daily basis.
Not that the historic Jesus…as he is described by the Bible…is without blame. Someone disliked him enough to have him killed. Maybe if he had been better at PR, he could have lived longer and taught more. Anyone who would say “I am the way the truth and the light. No one can come to the father but through me ” is an egomaniac.
The spirit Jesus is a relentless seeker of attention. The cult of Jesus Worship is based on getting non believers to agree to certain ideas. These ideas involve life after death, and the execution of Jesus. These ideas are expressed constantly, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t agree with them, you are going to hear them again and again. Jesus Worshipers seem to think that the louder they repeat these ideas, the more true they become. It is like a dog who will not quit barking.
Anyone can talk about Jesus. Not everyone that does so has good motives. It is necessary for the listener to trust the speaker. When a man speaks about Jesus without trust, he is speaking in vain. When a man talks about Jesus out of anger, he is speaking in vain. This is what the Third Commandment is referring to.
PG would like to never hear the word Jesus again. He would settle for one day, but even that is too much to ask of the Jesus Worshipers.


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