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PG can only take so much.
He tuned in the Tyra show today. The spectacle of the Johnston family ( Tyra forget to say the T) was tough to resist.
Levi needed a shave, and may have been recovering from a rough night. We knew he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. The word has been that he is an apprentice electrician on Alaska’s north slope, which is not conducive to hands on fathering. He seems to have taken an extended paternity/splitup break.
His mother and sister appeared alongside. Mom almost cried when she said how much the baby meant to her. It is tough not to feel sympathy for them in their battle with the Palin empire.
Tyra was in good form. She leaned over and touched Levi’s knee while asking him if he used protection. It was a magic moment when Levi agreed that he didn’t practice safe sex EVERY time, mom and sis and the crowd roared, and Tyra cut away for a commercial.
Tyra made a round-of-applause point of not paying the Johnston’s to appear on her show. The question does arise of who paid their expenses for the trip to the studio from Alaska.
PG cut the tube off when some other himbo appeared on the couch, and went on about his day.
Later, PG found a video of Chris Brown on the Tyra couch. The hair of Miss Banks was a few shades darker in this episode. Mr. Brown discusses his difficult childhood. It seems like his stepdad beat his mother, and he was afraid to get out of bed. He became a bedwetter.
Tyra asked him how he got through all of this. “ I prayed a lot. I kept a bible under my pillow“. The studio audience cheers. PG screams GROSS and does not finish the video.