Proverbs Mash Mix


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A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
Strike while the …, insect is close.///Never underestimate the power of… ants./// Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.///Better to be safe than… punch a grade 7 boy./// If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.///It’s always darkest before… Daylight Saving Time/// You can lead a horse to water but… how?///No news is… impossible./// A miss is as good as a… Mr.///You can’t teach an old dog new… maths./// Love all, trust… me.///The pen is mightier than the… pigs.



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