Certificate of Debaptism
PG is a recovering Baptist. However, he was never baptized.
The Baptists like to pressure pre adolescent children into making a “Profession of Faith”. Every Sunday, the mob would sing “Just as I am” and the kids would walk down the aisle, shake the preachers hand, and be recruited into the Baptist way of life.
Every few weeks, the Church would fire up the Baptismal pool, and go to work. The house lights would dim, and the young Baptists were dunked in the pool.
A while back, the wiring was carelessly installed in a Baptist building. The Preacher was electrocuted when he used the microphone in the Baptismal Facility.
Now, the British have an answer. The Church of England goes for infant baptism, using the civilized sprinkle on the noggin. This is too much for some, who object to the symbolic indoctrination into the cult of Jesus Worship, made before a person is eating solid food. The Answer is “Certificate of Debaptism”.
The certificate is the work of the National Secular Society, which suggests hanging it in the loo. The various churches involved thus far decline to remove the baptized from any church records. The certificate is purely symbolic.
HT to JoeMyG-d.
Chamblee54 
The problem these atheists have is, once they decide the don’t believe God, they can’t move on. That’s because God continues to pierce their conscience and they have to act in militant (and sometimes silly) ways to try to stop God. This de-Baptism “craze” is a great example.
N Waff-
That’d be great, if it weren’t wrong.
If the de-baptism certificate is purely symbolic, so is the church record on baptism. It cannot be one way.
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