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Welcome to part three of the 99 internet things you are required to view. The total title is “Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something” 22 of 25 reviewed today are on youtube. PG has seen four of them.
Part three starts off…or maybe that is starts eff…with 51 “Bill O’Reilly Flips Out”. It is an old piece of video, back when his hair was brown without chemicals. Yes, he does have a temper.
52 Don’t tase me bro is another marvel of the viral age. John Kerry continues to answer the man’s question while chaos goes digital in the back of the hall. PG used to know the name of the arrested student. The F word is censored. 56 Miss Teen Age South Carolina is another classic. There is speculation that she is acting, giving a performance to get attention and kick start her modeling career. Or, maybe she really is like this. She does not say the F word, although we cannot be sure.
57 I’m f**cking Matt Damon is censored. For some reason, Funny or Die doesn’t think the internet can handle the F word. It is so, so obvious what the word is, but for some reason there is an annoying tone after the f every time. PG sincerely hopes they used protection.
68 Aussie Party A kid invites a few hundred friends over for a party when his parents are on vacation. The fuddy duddy neighbors and police get offended. The lady on TV is judgemental. And the glasses are famous. The kid appears to have a pierced nipple.
You may notice by now that only a few of the videos get mentioned in this series. 72 Asian Backstreet Boys is an example of one that deserves to be forgotten. Two asian men, in Houston Rockets tank tops, lip syncing to the Backstreet boys. This has gotten 2.3 million views. Are people that hard up for entertainment?
74 Pinky the Cat is a good one. An unsuspecting policeman holds up a cat named pinky,which is cat of the month at the animal shelter. He is likely to stay unadopted.
75 Monkey Finger Sniff is only fifteen seconds. Maybe Warhol’s fifteen minutes has been downsized to fifteen seconds. The primate does funny/disgusting things in that fifteen seconds. In today’s political climate, this will probably be seen as an insult to BHO.