If You Ask Me About It


Avitable is in action again. He wrote a post, expressing 28 strong opinions. The idea is that anyone who reads it will be offended. This is a good goal. People need more offense in their lives. The best defense is a good offense. And it gives PG a no brainer post.
1- Whatever kinky scene Chris Brown and Rhiannon get into is nobody’s business. And why would a young man want to beat up a Fleetwood Mac song?…
2- Conservatives say they want a smaller government. They also want to have 150k troops in a war eight time zones away….
3- If you want an insult about liberals ( just to be fair) look somewhere else. It should not take long to find….
4- People who flash their headlights at you because you are not driving fast enough should go to reeducation camp…
5- Using the name of a body part as an insult is really dumb….
6- College is a waste of time and money for many people. The only problem is, you don’t know this until after the party is over…
7- We need to have a college that our football team can be proud of….
8- Miss Teen Age South Carolina gave the correct answer….
9- The Rocky Horror Show was a documentary….
10- Insulting people about religion is too easy to be any fun…
11- Whether you wish in one hand or *download* in the other, you should wash your hands…
12- No matter how passionately you believe something, somebody, somewhere, does not want to hear you talk about it…
13- No matter how pretty a woman is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of her….
14- Fair is a baseball hit between first base and third base….
15- You don’t have to have an opinion about everything. Nor is anyone else required to listen….
16- It is insulting to mama dogs to compare them to unpleasant human females…
17- Disco music is groovy…
18- Ministers should do more than lay people…


You are a weird fucker. I like that.