Chamblee54

A blog called the daily scroll posted an interview with the perp of chamblee54 the other day. PG went to see if there were any comments, and a list of 41 questions came up.
Out of consideration to casual readers, the list has been condensed. If you want to see the complete list, follow the link. There is a possibility that you have too much free time.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Why do the Alphabet song and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?